A wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes. Being a new mom is AHHHH WHAT HAVE I DONE? hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that's not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep? "Reasons Mommy Drinks" is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.